Before and after Marriage

Before--- You take my breath away
After ---- I feel like I'm suffocating
Before --- Twice a night
After ---- Twice a month
Before --- She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After ---- She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before ----Saturday Night Fever
After ---- Monday Night Football
Before --- Don't stop
After ---- Don't start
Before --- Is that all you're having?
After ---- Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
Before --- It's like I'm living in a dream
After ---- It's like he lives in a dorm
Before --- $60/doz.
After ---- $1.50/stem
Before --- Turbocharged
After ---- Jump-start
Before --- We agree on everything
After ---- We can't agree on anything
Before --- Victoria's Secret
After ---- Fruit-of-the-Loom
Before --- Idol
After ---- Idle
Before --- He's completely lost without me
After ---- Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before --- Time stood still
After ---- Where did the time go?
Before --- Croissant and cappuccino
After ---- Bagel and instant
Before --- I can hardly believe we found each other
After ---- I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
Before --- Passion
After ---- Ration

Shaadi ke pehle aur Shaadi ke baad....

Shaadi ke pehle....Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad.....Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi ke pehle....Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad.....Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
Shaadi ke pehle....Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad.....Dil To Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke pehle....Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad.....Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle....Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad.....Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle....Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad.....Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle....Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad.....Bechara Baap
Shaadi ke pehle....Titanic
Shaadi ke baad.....Mortgage
Shaadi ke pehle....Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad.....Barbadi Ka Kaaran
Shaadi ke pehle....Yes Boss:-)
Shaadi ke baad.....Yes Boss:-(
Shaadi ke pehle....Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad.....Chutki Ki Amma
Shaadi ke pehle....Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad.....If you are lucky
Shaadi ke pehle....Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad.....Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?