Bi-Lingual Beauty

  1. What did the lonely banana say?
  I'm a "kela".

  2. What did the green peas say?
  Nothing. They just " mutter"ed.

  3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
  "Aaloo?"

  4. Where do the cauliflowers hang out?
  In the "Gobi" desert.

  5. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
  B(h)ooths.

  6. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
  Angoora
   
  7. What is a vegetable's favourite love song?
  Love me tinda.

  8. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
  Why do phools fall in love?

  9. What did the confused egg say?
  I don't "unda-stand".

10. Where do earings go on holidays?
  Bali.

11. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
  Jhinga Bells.

12. What did the half eaten naan say?
  I wish i was puri.

13. What did the lonesome potato sing?
  "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"  

14. What language do carrots speak?
  Gajar-ati.

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Have a nice day! 

* Achcha din lo! 

What's up? 

*Uppar kya hai? 

You're kidding! 

*Tum bachcha bana rahe ho! 

Don't kid me! 

* Mera bachcha mut banaao! 

Yo, baby! What's up? 

* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? 

Cool man! 

* Thandaa aadmi! 

Don't mess with me, dude. 

* Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee. 

Check this out, man! 

* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi! 

She's so fine! 

* Woh itnee bedaag hai! 

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? 

* Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek? 

Are you nuts? 

* Kya aap akhrot hain? ;)