Question that beg for Answers

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Because single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed, whereas married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge!

Q: What goes down but never comes up ?
A: Rain

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down ?
A: Umbrella

Q: What can pass through water without getting wet ?
A: Sun-light

Q: What goes up & down but stays still ?
A:A stair case

Q: What has sixty keys but can't open a door ?
A: A Keyboard

Q: Why was Cinderella thrown out of the football team ?

A: Because she always ran from the ball

Q: What disease makes you better in sports ?
A : Athlete's foot

Q: What dog does not bark no matter what you do to him ?
A: A Hot dog

Q: What dog is a hundred years old ?
A: A sentry (century) dog

Q: What fish has the lowest voice ?
A: A bass

Q: What flower is happiest ?
A: Gladiola

Q: What food do chidren monsters hate ?
A: Cremated (creamed) spinach

Q: What fruit has been known since man invented the calender ?
A: Date

Q: What has a big mouth but doesn't say a word ?
A: A river

Q: What is a small laugh in Indian lanuage ?
A: A Minnehaha

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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet them?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made
out of?

Day light savings time? Why are they saving it, and where do they keep it?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?