Modern Trends

[1] You love someone but marry someone else.
The one you marry becomes your dear wife or husband.
And the one you loved,
Becomes the password of your Email "ID".

[2] There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

[3] Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects....

[4] Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife a kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with the other kidney .